When the red-blooded letter R -- the symbol for all things racy, randy, romantic, ruddy, ripe and ribald -- initializes a word, it usually instills it with a sense of mischievous fun. And as the initial letter of sexy, sultry, sassy, sensuality and siren, the letter S has a similar effect although it should be noted that when the S occurs in close proximity to the letter L, it creates the unmistakable sense of all things slippery, sloppy, slick, slimy, slinky, slithery, slobber, and slushy. All told, RSL names suggest people who are hard to pin down and who have precocious senses of humor that can deliver unexpected bites.
Even though RSLs can come across as being rather sarcastic (and even a little aggressive) at times, it’s really just a symptom of their inherent shyness in meeting new people. This isn’t to say that they care much what others think of them, but RSLs aren’t the kind to warm to people until they’ve had a chance to evaluate them fully. So even if your first encounter with the RSL didn’t go as well as planned, consider that they have a lot to offer and certainly shouldn’t be written off by first impressions.
Perhaps the most salient feature of the RSL personalities is that they have more talent than they know what to do with. These are exceptionally intelligent creatures – intellectually and emotionally – who have an ability to cruise through life without breaking a sweat. Those RSLs who put out just a little extra, are usually rewarded with just about everything they ever wanted. But even when RSLs are flush with cash, chances are that they aren’t going to know what to do with it anyway. For like most people whose names begin with the letter R, RSLs only respect money because it gives them the freedom to do their own things.
RSLs aren’t the type to call attention to themselves and aren’t going to make much of an effort to ingratiate themselves with others. They’re not exactly loners, but they have little need to go along with the crowd either. In fact, RSLs are free agents. They do what they want, the way they want to, and when it damn well pleases them. While this can be somewhat grating to the RSLs’ close companions, there’s something refreshing about this kind of rugged individualism, which most people grudgingly respect.
Many RSLs have an interesting take on relationships. They simply won’t go out of their way to please their partners. This may sound selfish, but to the RSL’s way of thinking, it would be dishonest to behave in any other way. They’ll do what comes naturally in the hope that it makes their partner happy, and if not, then they’ve simply chosen the wrong partner. This is why many RSLs take their time to settle down and why they have such a long history of failed relationships.
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