Words and names that end in the letter K (or hard C) tend to project the sense of forceful action and masculine power that we see in the words: kick, knock, smack, flak crack, thwack, and smack. And because these names are initialized by the intellectual and introspective letter I, and followed up by the sexy, slinky, sassy, sensual letter S, they suggest a man whose intellect and passions are anchored by a resolute self-confidence.
The ISK is a man who knows what he wants and is willing to put his foot down with a heavy hand if anyone tries to stand in his way. He is such an interesting blend of brains and masculinity that members of the opposite sex report an unmistakable sexual attraction to him (even though you wouldn’t think so to look at him). ISKs may take themselves seriously but aren’t above lightening up every now and then to pull the occasional practical joke -- even if their sense of humor is sometimes so obtuse that only family members will get the joke.
ISKs often choose careers in which they don’t have to associate to intimately with other people. They prefer the anonymity of larger groups to the forced familiarity of working one-on-one. They’re certainly not incapable of forming close ties, but they’re reluctant to invest the kind of emotional energy it takes to become close to ‘just’ a coworker. And although ISKs function well in unstructured environments, they’re unlikely to take risks when it comes to their livelihoods. If there’s going to be a layoff, they’ll be one step ahead of the game with their exit strategies laid out well in advance.
And try not to mention that your car is having engine trouble around an ISK: you’re liable to get a detailed explanation of the internal combustion engine. Not that he’s going to get his hands dirty mind you, but he’ll certainly be willing to give you directions on how to replace your carburetor.
When it comes to marriage, ISKs may well prove to be devoted mates but they’re also going to be a little distracted. Not by other women, mind you, but by their work, hobbies, and the Internet. So don’t allow your ISK husband to set up a home-office unless you’re willing to only see him for a few hours a day.
Still, with a little judicious nagging you’ll have a mate who’s quite content to stay home and play Scrabble or chess with you every night. There may even be times when your ISK gets a rush of blood and presents you with a night to remember.
[AD PLACEHOLDER]
