Although the nasally pronounced letter N is the symbol for all things negative (no, not, never, nix, nada, nowhere, and nothing), when it occurs in words initialized by the fresh and freedom-loving letter F, it create an impression of laid-back camaraderie. We see these effects in the words: friendly funny, fondly, fanny, fondle, fawning, fancy and feniculi fenicula. There's nothing complicated in these feminine names and no complex sequence of letters fighting for control; they are simply self-satisfied creatures with an eye for fun, and just a hint of pessimism.
Having an FN as a friend can be quite an ego-booster… they’ll always have something positive to say about you. The problem is that sometimes people take advantage of this trait by using the FN as a confidante in times of need, then jumping ship when the FNs turn to them for help. And with the FN’s tendency to see the glass half empty, this fickleness in friendship is greeted not with surprise or hurt, but stoic pessimism. It’s difficult to disappoint a FN; they expect the worst while quietly hoping for the best.
These sage and philosophical creatures are so accustomed to doling out advice that they are naturally suited to enter the counseling or teaching professions. Clients, students and co-workers benefit from their encouraging energies, and even if they display a little gloom once in a while, it only serves as a reminder that they are human. FNs are not particularly academically minded, and it’s a rare FN who has the self-discipline to make it through medical or law school. But like most people whose names begin with the letter F, FNs aren’t ones to worry much about money. They either they have plenty of it, or they have very little need for it.
When it comes to casual relationships, FNs often surprise their suitors by emerging from their naïve facades and exhibiting a powerful libido that can knock the socks off an unsuspecting lover. When it comes to more permanent relationships, FNs are prone to falling in love and settling down quickly. But because they are not ones to put their eggs in a single basket, potential mates will have to accept sharing them with a wide circle of friends.
Those who marry one of these gregarious creatures should be aware that without sufficient variety in their lives, FNs are liable to fall into one of their funks. Mates must learn to balance these unpredictable moods with plenty of romance and the occasional box of chocolates.
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