As with all names that begins with vowels, those who bear the UGN names tend to be emotionally expressive individuals whose behavior borders on the quirky. The sound of the EU in combination with the gruff letter G and the negative letter N (no, not, never, nyet, nada, nothing, nix, and naught) tend to evoke the awkward images we find in the words: vulgarian, ungainly, impugn, unglued, ugliness, roughneck, and mulligan (the do-over in golf when your first shot goes awry). Ultimately, it’s the euphoric sounds of the EU that defines these personalities as unpredictable and exciting types who are difficult to categorize.
If you’re never quite sure what UGNs are going to do next, chances are that they don’t know either, for these aren’t people who fritter away their energies trying to plan for the future; they’d rather surf the wave of life as it arrives. But surfing requires a good sense of balance, which is something that no one would accuse them of having. Instead, they lurch through life in unconventional style, charming people as they go. These aren’t the kind of people you'd want to fly the plane after the pilot and auto-pilot have baled out, but they’re not the type to leave you alone in a bind either. Their extraordinary sense of duty is derived from their philosophical take on Karma… and they’ll expect the same from you.
There’s a touch of the mad scientist in the UGN, who has to try everything at least once; success or failure be damned. They simply have to experience life for themselves. You’re also never going to be bored in the UGN’s presence, for there's such an overflow of creativity emanating from these quirky folks that people hang around just to see what they’re going to say next. It’s not that they deliberately seek the spotlight, mind you, but the suspicion is that UGNs secretly enjoy their enigmatic reputations.
One of the paradoxes of being this unconventional is that people tend to give you wide latitude to make your mistakes. It usually starts in the UGNs’ youth when they were the types of kids who kept a six-month-old ham sandwich in their lockers and noted its progress in their journals.
Things really get interesting when UGNs set out to choose their mates. Chances are the successful candidate will be someone who will shoulder the responsibilities of paying bills and keeping the car running. If this sounds like a lot of work, it is. But most spouses are willing to pay this price for the exhilaration of being married to such a fiercely loyal eccentric.
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