People whose names feature the complex LNR letter combination typically embody the loving, laughing, and liberating qualities we associate with the letter L. However, since the letter N is the symbol of all things negative (no, not, nada, nix, naught, nyet, and nincompoop), its union with the letter R creates the awkward nasal downturn we find in the words sneer, snarl, whiner, nervous, narcissistic, and neurotic. These opposing forces serve to split the LNR’s personality into two distinct groups: one light and loving -- the other pessimistic and insecure. But no matter which LNR you’re going to encounter on a given day, you’ll probably agree that they are well-meaning and highly-strung.
The LNR’s social instincts abhor a vacuum and their preferred method of offsetting boredom is in entertaining their unconventional groups of friends. In this way, they get to indulge in both sides of their elaborate personalities: the personable entertainer and the self-critical host. They’re the kinds of people who can be having a charming conversation with their guests…. then suddenly erupting over the overcooked linguini.
The LNR’s nervous disposition has its benefits. They’re always on guard for potential problems and conduct their lives with extraordinary foresight and attention to detail. So if you’re an employer looking to hire someone with precision, thoughtfulness, and follow-through; interviewing an LNR is a good place to start.
Like most people whose names begin with the letter L, LNRs are unlikely to have money problems. And if it’s true that the richest people are those who need the least, then LNRs are millionaires. They have little false modesty in tightening their belts in lean times -- even if it means giving up the BMW – and always seem to have a tidy sum stashed away for those rainy days. They are cautious investors who will typically favor mutual funds over high-risk stocks.
There’s something appealingly vulnerable about LNRs that complements their excitable natures and makes them all the more desirable to the opposite sex. Still, marriage with an LNR will be bipolar experience with some of the highest highs and lowest lows. Partners will be well advised to take advantage of their good moments and smooth over the rocky ones with well-placed praise, patience and plenty of encouragement.
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