Because the letter L is so strongly connected with all things connected to the most important things in life (love, learning, laughter, language, and law), its association with the letter V is of particular significance. The V is the embodiment of human sexuality as seen in the words vestal virgin, virtue, vixen, vamp, and vagina, and when teamed up with the letter L, denotes love, liveliness, vulva, and alive. Thanks to the effects of the romantic, racy, ripe, and randy letter R, this carnal association is even more palpable for the Lavernes and Levars of the world. Few names can compete with the LV for passion and ardent vigor.
These are people who view life like one big apple… taking huge bites and passing around the leftovers. And if LVs tend to bogart the apple at times, no one much seems to mind. What LVs take, they give back in spades.
LVs aren't overly concerned with ‘making it’ in the career world; they're too engrossed with exploring the universe and utilizing their extraordinary social skills to collect as many friends as they can. Work to an LV is not about a paycheck. It’s an opportunity to show off and maybe get a few phone numbers at the same time. They certainly do have an appreciation for money (supporting such an outgoing personality costs a pretty penny) and they’re are the type of people who have a ready supply of cash -- even if no one is quite sure from whence it came. LVs are subscribers to the dictum that it’s not what you know but who you know, and few people milk their associations more than they do. But as we said, LVs are always willing to reciprocate and no one should dismiss them as takers.
In their personal lives, the LVs’ tendency to exaggerate sometimes gets the best of them. Maybe it’s just their way of reassuring themselves that everything is going according to plan, but their natural optimism often sets such high standards that failure and disappointment is common. In fact, LVs can be annoyingly optimistic. Anyone trying to cheer them down, or prod them back to reality, runs the risk of being cut off from their social influence. They certainly care about what people have to say, but they’re just too involved in their own lives to waste time dissecting it.
These people are specialists -- and really come into their own -- when it comes to making romance. They’ll use every trick in the book to make their lovers feel like they’re most important people in the world and will back it up with ample physical and emotional affection. Marriages (when they last) will be intense affairs with the LV firmly planted in the emotional driver’s seat.
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