When the sassy letter S comes into close contact with the sharply pronounced letter C, the resulting combination tends to evoke the intensely brisk images found in the words, screech, schism, scold, skittish, skillful, skid, scrape, scream, and scare. Fortunately, the judicious and prudent aspects of the letter J tend to ground these names and suggest a person who is sharp witted, capable and thoughtful.
When you first meet a JSK, it’s hard to know what to expect. On the surface they might seem friendly enough, but you always get the sense that you’re being analyzed and evaluated. But this is par for the course when dealing with someone who is very selective, so don’t count on having the JSK warm to you before you’ve proved yourself worthy of her attentions.
If JSKs are usually considered to be somewhat glamorous figures, it might have something to do with the fact that they’re a little inaccessible, but it might be because they comport themselves with such dignity and fortitude. JSKs can be quite unyielding when it comes to controlling things that affect them directly and often give the impression that their own happiness is their top priority. If they don’t actually believe that they’re the center of the universe, it’s not going to keep them from insisting on having their own way, and even they will have to admit that theysometimes get carried away with dispensing unwanted advice. Just because JSKs happen to be uncommonly smart, doesn’t mean they have a lot of common sense, and their desire to be helpful is often misinterpreted to be meddling. Still, from their perspective, they have nothing but the best intentions and are quite happy being themselves.
Like most people whose names begin with the letter J, JSKs never have to worry much about money… probably because they’re so willing to make the effort to go out and earn it. As much as they might secretly desire to spend their lives in the pursuit of art, relationships and music, they’re still practical enough to put moneymaking near the top of their priority lists.
JSKs never do anything unless it’s carefully planned in advance, so if you’re married to a JSK, chances are that she was the one who initiated the process --whether you realized it or not. Just be flattered that you’ve been handpicked. The JSK’s good taste is legendary and her judgment seldom faulty. Rest assured that she thinks you’re the cream of the crop and you could do a lot worse than living up to her expectations.
[AD PLACEHOLDER]
